Patty Duke is The Sucks

To be fair, Patty Duke is the least shitty poster in the bunch of us. But he is still un-doubted "The Sucks". He's a drunken fool who has delusions of grandeur, and worst yet those delusions exist in the "blog-o-sphere". He wishes to be an internet god. How pathetic can one man be? Do you really need attention that much that you need to have a site devoted to your stupid musings about your mediocre life? I hope not, and I pray that you at least some day can grow up and move away from the computerized world, and talk to a live girl.

And when I say a live girl, I don't mean one you paid or your mother. Speaking of which, how is your mother, Patty Duke. Last time I saw her she was eating doughnuts off your father's hairy back while penetrating his anus with a strap-on dildo. The situation would have been a lot crazier had it not been for the tri-pod, luckily we captured it all on film, and yes she still does enjoy anal as well, but she could stop eating doughnuts for a while.

But, your mother aside, Patty Duke, how can you stand to live? You try to make fun of our readers, and this may come as a surprise to you, but you read the site, probably more than anyone else. You are the reader that doesn't get it. We aren't "spiting out random misogynist, racist, ignorant garbage (think "cuntpit")", maybe you are, but that is why you aren't funny. Your satire vaguely makes me recall a little thing called the Holocaust. And your use of obscenity is like similar to Ol' Dirty Bastard's but only after he was raped in prison and had false teeth. Over all, if I had the choice, I would end your reign as the current "The Sucks" but only to take joy in gutting your entire extended family and bring an end to the pain that you have caused by your general lack of ability at life.