You think you know me?

You just assumed didn't you? You thought "hey, that’s the guy who sat behind me in women's studies and thought he knew all about us broads." Wrong. I have never been in a women's studies class (although I did once have the urge once to drop out of the air duct during a particularly hot lesbo feminist orgy) and the fact is I know all about dames. My feminine side is so strong I bleed out my ass once a month, wear panties (fur panties), pluck my eyebrows and masturbate to Cool Runnings.

It is you who doesn't understand my plight. So quit whining, suck a fatty's cock and get back in the kitchen.

Do it for the children.