I'm telling you, it's not like that!

Officer, I told you already, I just need it for a few hours. I promise I'll take it right back.

No, I don't know whose it is, they all look the same to me.

Exactly, just for the afternoon.

What do you need to know why for? I told you it's important.

If I tell you can I have it back?

If that's how it is, we're done here. There's a hospital across town that I'm sure has more of them than they need. Get your hands off me! Fine, if you must know I'll give it to you straight. There's this rent controlled apartment on the north end of town that I NEED. Need I tell you! My place is barely big enough for my wardrobe and I! Now that I've begun collecting wine I can't be forced to choose between the two. I must have more space, but my father insists I get a job if I want a larger allowance.

Ya, I know, he is such a tight-ass.

I'm getting to it. What's your rush?

As I was saying, if I want a bigger place I need a job. Unless, that is, I can find a larger place for the same rent. This is what I have done, but there's just one problem. Someone else wants it to and she has a distinct advantage, a kid. I can't compete with a single mother!

No, I told you, I'm just borrowing the baby.