What's the best way to keep the virgin Mary's hymen intact?

Fuck her in the ass.

The True Me

Now that no one is listening I can finaly say what I feel. I love kittens. And puppies. I love long walks on the beach with no anal sex involved.

Don't get me wrong though, I still laugh at crack babies and would never turn down a long walk on the beach with the anal sex, its just that I love puppies too.