What's the best way to keep the virgin Mary's hymen intact?
Fuck her in the ass.
posted by Ambidextarious Quadrapalegic @ 1/05/2006 02:33:00 AM
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My body is young and virile but my soul is old and bitter. I love fish (wink wink), can bend pipe with my tongue (nudge nudge) and enjoy thrusting my face between two juicy hams (unspecified third insinuating gesture).
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1 Comments:
At 1/05/2006 2:36 AM,
Ambidextarious Quadrapalegic said…
I can't take credit for this, it coumes from the book Sock by Penn Jillete.
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