Apology to the Offended

When I wrote my previous post I figured it would offend someone, but not because of the heroin bit; I was sure the suicide part would do it. I would like to apologize to those I offended in that I was unable to do so sooner. If I had known that heroin was such a touchy subject I’d have skipped the jokes about wet nurses, kidnapping, molesting retards, kicking rat terriers and male menstruation altogether and just gone straight to heroin.

This is just a taste of what’s to come. Remember though, only the first time’s free.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Just open the fucking door, I need a fix!