Responce to the Accusations Against Us
In the past we here at Sanitary Napkin have been the victims of some wild accusations, but none have been as vicious and outlandish as what has been going around as of late. These attacks are motivated purely by politics and were begun by the organization Wet Nap Consumers for Fact. I am not usualy one to go an ear for an and ear, but I think you should know that they where totally eyeing your sister. She’s what, fifteen? It was disgusting.
I am certain that once you read the following you will see Sanitary Napkin in a new light and we can finaly put this ugly business behind us.
1. The aluminum tubes we sold North Korea where for high tech didgeridoos, not uranium enrichment.
2. If we had known she was retarded we would have approached the situation differently. For this, and this alone, we are sorry.
3. If we had a fortune in Nazi gold do you really think we would spend time on this stupid blog?
4. The accusation that the male members of Sanitary Napkin have massive penises is entirely true. BoardH may have a giant labia but she will neither confirm nor deny it for us, you’ll just have to find out yourself.
5. If god didn’t make rat terriers for kicking then he made them for eating.
6. We do enjoy a good old fashioned poo-toss after hours, but we never have been, and never will be, professional shit-flingers.
Thank you for your time. God bless America!
I am certain that once you read the following you will see Sanitary Napkin in a new light and we can finaly put this ugly business behind us.
1. The aluminum tubes we sold North Korea where for high tech didgeridoos, not uranium enrichment.
2. If we had known she was retarded we would have approached the situation differently. For this, and this alone, we are sorry.
3. If we had a fortune in Nazi gold do you really think we would spend time on this stupid blog?
4. The accusation that the male members of Sanitary Napkin have massive penises is entirely true. BoardH may have a giant labia but she will neither confirm nor deny it for us, you’ll just have to find out yourself.
5. If god didn’t make rat terriers for kicking then he made them for eating.
6. We do enjoy a good old fashioned poo-toss after hours, but we never have been, and never will be, professional shit-flingers.
Thank you for your time. God bless America!
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